Sunday, July 28, 2013

Mixed Combat, Wave 1 of 3, Frank


It was time for Frank to take the stage for Mixed Combat. Frank was a perennial loser. Cursed with making bad decisions for the last 3 years, Frank had a following as “the lovable loser.” Horatio and George were there with the intermissions as always.

George: Let’s do this! Highlight roll please!

Horatio: Let’s go Round-by-Round!

-Round 1-

George: This round featured Linus.

Horatio: Frank dispatched him easily and caused the fall. 

George: But he didn’t do so much damage!

Horatio: However, he didn’t get any damage done to him, never took a hit!

George: So far, so good for Frank!

--Round 2--

Horatio: This was a tag team with Frank and Tsoyyoshi against Dirk and Degas.

George: Frank fell for the first time.

Horatio: Not a surprise.

George: Still, better damage than before.

Horatio: Yes, a higher score indeed!

---Round 3---

Horatio: This was Frank against Pierre.

George: And Frank got a ton of damage and dispatched him.

Horatio: No fall on that quick move of his that he did. I am pleasantly surprised!

George: 7 more rounds to go yet.

Horatio: Yes, it will be interesting to see if Frank can make it through without taking the 50% penalty, won’t it?

George: Indeed!

----Round 4----

Horatio: This round featured a tag team of Frank and Ivan on Luke and Nick. 

George: Surprise, surprise, Frank fell off the stage again.

Horatio: Not a surprise at all!

George: But he did deal a lot of damage to Luke and Nick!

Horatio: Yes, but he took too long!

=Obstacle Course=

Horatio: All targets were hit in the obstacle course. 

George: Very easy for Frank!

Horatio: At this point, he has 151,100 points.

George: It’s a moderate score, but nowhere near enough yet to be in good standing for the playoffs.

Horatio: Let’s see how the rest of the game turns out, shall we?

-----Round 5-----

George: Roll the highlights!

Horatio: Let’s go round-by-round!

George: This was a barrage round.

Horatio: Sure was!

George: And Frank did awesomely! Great on Damage! Great on Speed! Everything he did was right!

Horatio: This really was an example of excellence! Let’s see if he can keep it going!

------Round 6------

George: This featured Samuelle with light armor.

Horatio: Oh, man, did he knock it out of the park or what?!
George: Strong on damage, strong on speed, who could ask for anything better?!

-------Round 7-------

Horatio: This was a barrage round again.

George: Oh baby! Frank was on a hot streak at this point! Three strong rounds in speed and in damage!

Horatio: This is an awesome display of skill to be sure!

--------Round 8--------

George: This was with Paulina wearing heavy armor.

Horatio: Strong round yet again!

George: Oh my goodness! Yet again, this was a strong round! Four in a row!

Horatio: What an awesome display of elegance and power this has been!

George: Not to mention skill!

--------Round 9---------

George: This was Moray with light armor.

Horatio: And Frank fell again.

George: Well, besides that, even though he has two falls left: What an awesome round! Strong on speed and damage!

Horatio: That’s now 5 in a row! Will the streak end?

George: We’ll find out!

----------Round 10----------

Horatio: This was against Warren.

George: Another great job by Frank!

Horatio: Strong on speed and on damage! 6 rounds in a row! After the obstacle course, can he make it 7?

George: I don’t know, but I hope so!

==Obstacle Course==

Horatio: Cleared them all and with flying colors!

George: No technical errors that cost him time at all!

Horatio: His score is now a whopping 411,300 points!

George: If he can avoid the penalty, Frank is going to crash the 500,000 point mark for the first time in his career most likely!

Horatio: Let’s watch and find out!

-----------Round 11-----------

George: Roll the highlights!

Horatio: Let’s go round by round!

George: This featured Frank against Weasel, Brad, and Mike.

Horatio: Frank fell again, and nearly had to take the penalty.

George: It’s a good thing that Weasel missed when he tried to land that knockout punch.

Horatio: With one fall left, Frank pulled off awesome damage and awesome speed yet again! 7 rounds in a row!

George: The question is: With one fall and one round left, can Frank beat Max?

Horatio: This is the question that’s on everybody’s mind!

------------Round 12: Taken to the Max!------------

George: And Frank did it!

Horatio: WOW! I could have sworn he was going to fall several times this battle!

George: It’s amazing! Simply amazing! He defeated Max, but only just!

Horatio: Could this be Frank’s year? Do we have a cinderella story in the making?!

George: Final score: 508,300!

Horatio: He is only one of 10 contestants this far to make it!
George: WOW!

Horatio: From the Mixed Combat Arena, good night!

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