It was time for the debut of Weasel, the last competitor to join Mixed Combat. Unveiled last year, Weasel was ready and raring to go. He spoke to reporters about his debut, telling them, “I promise that this debut will be a night to remember.” As the crowds chanted his name, he got into the ring. Horace and George were commentating, as always.
Horace: What a great night it is! Weasel’s debut! Roll the highlights, and let’s go round-by-round!
--Round 1--
George: Round 1 featured Linus!
Horace: First time in a while Linus was around.
George: Weasel dispatched him with ease!
Horace: Yes, indeed. However, he needs to score more damage.
George: Agreed!
--Round 2--
Horace: Round 2 featured Tsoyyoshi!
George: Indeed. He really didn’t deal a lot of damage, but the time made up for it in this instance.
Horace: Agreed!
--Round 3--
George: This featured a double team of Peter and Lemayo!
Horace: Indeed it did. But Weasel was strong, knocking out both Peter and Lamayo in a short time.
George: AND with a lot of damage to boot!
Horace: Well-played!
--Round 4--
George: This featured Luke with the armor!
Horace: Complete and total annihilation by Weasel!
George: A little bit slow, but the damage he gave definitely offset that!
--Obstacle Course and Break Point--
Horace: Weasel destroyed all targets on the obstacle course and made good time in doing so!
George: His score is now 149,100. He has not yet fallen! Could his debut be a perfect game?
Horace: Quite possibly!
--Round 5--
George: Roll the highlight reel! And let’s go round by round!
Horace: Round 5 featured Kyle.
George: And Weasel dispatched with ease, just like he was supposed to.
Horace: But let’s not forget: the damage done was minimal.
George: Yes, and that will hurt him on the grand scale of things.
--Round 6--
Horace: Round 6 was a barrage round.
George: Plenty of damage to deal, yet Weasel did not deal a lot.
Horace: Yet the time was pretty good.
George: That is true.
--Round 7--
Horace: Next was Chris with heavy armor.
George: Yes, and this time, Weasel dealt an amazing amount of damage AND was quick!
Horace: And that’s exactly what he wants to do. Well-played!
--Round 8--
George: This was a tag-team match with Mike and Brad.
Horace: Very quick on the dispatch, but not enough damage.
George: This was a horrible round for damage.
Horace: Agreed!
--Round 9--
George: This featured Moray.
Horace: First time in a while for Moray, who got cut down quickly.
George: Not a lot of damage to show for it in Weasel’s case though.
Horace: He’s doing much better than some of the others were doing at this point, though.
George: Absolutely agree!
--Round 10--
Horace: Round 10 was a barrage round!
George: And Weasel fell for his first time in this round!
Horace: No bonus for Mr. Weasel!
George: Nope, not at all.
Horace: He was quick though, and dealt out a lot of damage!
George: I think that this is a win for Weasel, even though he fell.
--Obstacle Course and Break Point--
Horace: Weasel smashed all obstacles in the course this round!
George: Absolutely.
Horace: This brings his total to 389,300.
George: We COULD see him break 500,000!
Horace: For his debut, that would be awesome!
George: Weill it happen?
Horace: Only time will tell.
--Round 11--
George: Highlights...please! Round-by-round!
Horace: This featured Weasel going up against Robert, Kristobal, and Samuel.
George: Weasel clobbered them, both in time and in speed!
Horace: But he feel again! If he falls 3 more times, his score will be cut in half!
George: I don’t see that happening.
Horace: Neither do I.
--Round 12: Take it to the Max--
George: And finally, we arrived at the last stage for today.
Horace: Weasel fell once, but still dispatched Max.
George: Final score: 483,200.
Horace: I think this will put him on the bubble if not in the top 16
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