Sunday, July 28, 2013

Mutanatian Baseball League, Coach Slate #4: Terns

Lady Portia took the podium for the last time for the day.

"For the fourth slate of the 2053 draft, the Terns select:

Wilfred Bronzer for Head Coach." MANY boos. Fans clearly thought this was a blown pick.

"Mark Walker for Level VI Minors Coach." MANY boos yet again.

"Donna Tretzle for Level V Minors Coach." Still many boos.

"Miriam Denzle for Level IV Minors Coach." Many boos again.

"Patrick Harrington for Level III Minors Coach." Polite applause. It was a decent pick.

"Joey Wolf for Level II Minors Coach." Back to boos again.

"And Jessica Dameler for Level I Minors coach." MANY boos.

"For the fourth offer of the 2053 draft, the Terns offer Orv Franchuck a 3-year, $200,000 contract for hitting coach." General applause.

"For the fourth offer of the 2053 draft, the Terns offer Ken Rowe a 4-year, $250,000 contract for pitching coach." Murmurs. It was odd that the team wanted a contract of that length.

"Thank you: that is it for today. Tomorrow will feature the Bottlenoses and the Skirts."

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