"For the 5th slate of the 2053 draft, the Bottlenoses Select:
Alex Sanchez as head coach." The crowd went wild! In fact, the rafters shook!
"Kevin Mensch as Level VI Minors Coach." The crowd was not happy.
"Kyle Fogel as Level V Minors Coach." The crowd applauded.
"Aaron Fernandez as Level IV Minors Coach." That was a strong negative reaction from the crowd.
"Glenn Teller as Level III Minors Coach." Again, a strong negative reaction.
"Pam Heller as Level II Minors Coach." The Crowd Applauded.
"And Jack Kvetch, Level I Minors Coach." More applause.
"The Ownership has agreed, I have approved, that offers for hitting, pitching, etc. etc. coach will not be disclosed any longer. The Skirts are on the clock."
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