Lady Portia, commissioner of the Mutanatia Baseball League, took the podium again.
“For the third slate of the 2053 draft, the Oysters selection:
Max Wellington for Head Coach...” Applause erupted.
“Shane Portman for Level VI Minors Coach.” More applause.
“Jessica Fox for Level V minors coach.” Still more applause.
“Nancy Suleman for Level IV Minors coach.” Still more applause.
“Marge Whitmore for Level III Minors coach.” Boos erupted.
“Vince Drakemore for Level II Minors Coach.” Applause.
“Yarnelle Mitschka for Level I Minor coach.” Boos.
For offers for contracts, the Oysters offer:
Todd Stacks, as 3rd year offer, for Pitching coach, 2 years, $150,000!
Alonzo Powell, as 3rd year offer, for Hitting Coach, 1 year, $100,000!
Next on the clock will be the Terns."
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